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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Notice for Wife

Dear Future Wife,
Please don't get the real world mixed up with limbo and then kill yourself in the real world while at the same time making it extremely difficult to do my job by always showing up uninvited and shooting or stabbing someone. If you could just make sure you keep a metal spinning top on your person at all times to distinguish reality that would be great.
Thanks,
Brock

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