The Jack in the Box Theory

It's humorous how anytime you decide to run and grab a snack after 11 P.M. that the only place not only open but completely packed is Jack in the Box. The store is like the zap porch light drawing all these bugs in and then ZAP! The difference here is the door light saying open and the concept of getting two greasy tacos for 99 cents seems to be one of the most universally appealing signals for all of the stoners, drunks, and wannabe hood rats. And instead of death just eating this dangerous, hardly edible food they pass out on the grey tables until they wake up sobered up enough to drive home. It's truly a sad sight as you look through the windows of the drive-thru and then back again at the poor employees who must have had a criminal record or made a scheduling manager very mad to deserve such a terrible shift.